pretty girls get diarrhea too

you know how when
you’re walking next to someone
who is obviously attractive
and everyone is paying that external beauty homage
by almost visibly spotlighting it with their eyes
and your ego is silently shouting
“what am i? her handbag?”

but then the subject of the admiration
turns to you and says something like:
“i’ve got really bad diarrhea.
i’ll see you later, o.k.?”

and then you realize that
that beauty is an external covering
given to them by Allah.
they got what they got
just like you got what you got
(unless they paid to get it).

our physical blessings are just different
and i don’t have diarrhea.